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Who Needs $380 Million Anyway?

January 7, 2011

Tags: lottery, investments, resolutions, South Jersey, Mega millions

Happy New Year.

That's all there is left to say after they pulled two winning tickets in that $380 million Mega million jackpot just after New Year's Day.

So how's your new year working out so far? Well, aside from the shattered dreams, the broken hopes, and the dreams of supreme megalomania and omnipotence being (more…)

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